Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.
Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!
Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!
Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!
Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
by Jek-Jek Marie September 17, 2011
A classic and one of the best hook up moves ever created. Ask a girl to cuddle (usually while watching a movie), add some making out and dry sex... and bam you're popping that pussy and she's shaking that ass.
When you are about to cuddle-fuck your girl, make sure you rent a free movie because you'll never end up watching it.
I made the undefeated move of cuddle fucking my girl last night. Shit never fails.
I made the undefeated move of cuddle fucking my girl last night. Shit never fails.
by MSchneier November 17, 2011
by LowlifeCankles March 06, 2011
When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.
by Crisp June 24, 2008
by gashlycrumb February 18, 2003
It's a type of cuddling that has become increasingly popular recently. in which one person wraps them selves to an unsuspecting person and cling to them. they have to be horizontal and if done right the person will arch their back and look like a banana and you'll look like a monkey.
It's also a pretty kinky pose and can result after they used to it, or slap you, some lovin'
It's also a pretty kinky pose and can result after they used to it, or slap you, some lovin'
We thought they were making love, but they were just banana cuddling.
Man: Is he raping her?
Woman: NO their banana cuddling.
Man: Nice.
Man: Is he raping her?
Woman: NO their banana cuddling.
Man: Nice.
by Strawberrychii May 03, 2009
When you want to play skyrim but your girlfriend wants to cuddle. So you play skyrim on your laptop and you lay your legs on top of her. So you get a pillow and she thinks your trying to be cute...... Even though you just want to play skyrim
by hotpantz July 29, 2016