Basheer

A person who's life exists for the sole purpose of devouring Watermelons... Can quite possibly kill in order to obtain precious watermelon fragments. His role models include: Stalin, Hitler and anyone from the orient including Chairman Mao... he is often quoted as saying "Chinga" as he bites into watermelon chunks...

Man.. you're freakin' me out.. your starting to go all Basheer on that watermelon!

by Abiko Meow May 20, 2011

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

Buzzerk banchee

a frantic sex position which requires the man to lay down on a bed face up naked with only snow boots on( no socks ) and a female species to hover above him being held up by shoestrings and tom belts. The man then inserts his twig into the woman slot. It's pretty simple.

Tom, how about a buzzerk banchee tonight?

by Thom69x2 January 18, 2010

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.

My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...

by Freeslouz April 13, 2011

bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.

TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.

by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009