dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.

My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!

by Peanut76 January 5, 2014

joseph azarian

Teen guy on a reality show, lives in Boston, likes Trump... Thinks he's the bombest

Guys, did you see Joseph Azarian on TV last night? Why does that show have so many seasons?

by bombest March 6, 2017

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

cunt alarm

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

by KyralTim February 13, 2008

alarmer

The alarmer often faces embarresment when they set their car alarm off by accient, or worse, their house alarm. If they don't (or can't) turn it off quickly you are driven to insanity as it wont STOP RINGING. AAHHHH. The problem with alarmers is that they have led the rest of the general public to believe that if they hear an alarm, that it was an alarmer causing it, so they will ignore it. If there is a valid reason for the alarm to go off, the person who set it off, will get away.

"Oh god, it's another ruddy alarmer. Learn how to use the little button you idiot"

"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"

by Slim Jim 3:16 July 27, 2005

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

Azar

I brolic and effective math teacher who is usually an ex-marine.

My math teacher is such an Azar, he works out while we do problems and tells us war stories when we finish.

by Balthier March 31, 2008