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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew is the best person you will ever meet,He will change your life completely for the best.Take you from nothing to something.He cares for everyone and doesnt have time for people who treat his loved ones badly and will dight for what he believes in.He cares so much he may seem angry at you for doing silly little things,but its because he knows you he can read you like an open magazine and wants to care for you.he is strong and handsome.he is incredible cool and has so much talent.Andrew can and will turn lives around and cannot help but make people fall in love with him.
Person one:who is that
Person two:it is andrew he changed my life and my asshole
by b3Anzstigwood November 26, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a man who eats pizza with a knife and fork because he has a limp wrist and he sucks big, fat, juicy cock. He loves a good rim job from his best bud, Dylan.
You see that guy over there eating pizza with a fork and knife? Yeah that's gay Andrew. Oh, and would you just look at that! His bud, Dylan, is tossing his salad at the table.....fuckin' faggots.
by Mmmmmmmmbop June 14, 2021
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Andrew

athletic, smart, fine, and a badass
Lily: you see that boy over there
Raenna: yeah his name is Andrew\
Lily: I am going to talk to him
by babababababababbabababbbb September 20, 2018
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Andrew

“Andrew likes furries.”
by Andrew nester November 6, 2020
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Andrew

Andrew is such an extraordinary person, he’s so loving to others, like his sister. His in love with many people 💓, his sexy has a nice booty and last of all loves incest. If u ever meet this guy beware his can erect to clouds and has a huge cock. His usually an aSiaN that can be very attractive, his pheromones attract to many people even donkeys.
If u ever meet Andrew he can erect to clouds

Omg Andrew is so hot
by Vanessa Tran June 14, 2020
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Andrew

Hoe Andrew: A guy who has a girlfriend but still flirts with you for years.

Weird Andrew: The one who loves sloths and minecraft.

Passive Andrew: Is part of the group but honestly does not care at all.

Cute Andrew: The one that does not even know you exist.
Girl 1: He needs to stop being such an Andrew.
Girl 2: Which type?
by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019
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