piss boner 

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

piss boner by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

bonerific 

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

bonerific by Jen April 21, 2004

Boner-popping 

(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.

Tom: Sarah is SO hot.
Bill: I know what you mean. She's boner-popping hot.

Boner-popping by Turkey Slapper April 21, 2008

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

bonerized by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

boneshark

To reject. Often, to reject an idea or a request. Usually done by someone in authority though it can be done by a peer as well.

Luke: Hey mom me and Bo are gonna go canoe to cuba tonight.

Mom: No i don't think so honey.

"Dude you just got bonesharked!"

Bo: Hey you wanna go get dinner sometime?

Random Girl: hahaha....no.

"BONESHARKED!!!!"

boneshark by Bo Alan February 4, 2010

Boner Jones 

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

Boner Jones by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

Tragedy Boner

When a town or group of people get over excited about a tadegy or recent events.

In Jennifer's Body the town had a Tragedy Boner after the bar burned down.

Tragedy Boner by P1L2K3 March 31, 2010