7 definitions by Turkey Slapper
(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.
by Turkey Slapper April 22, 2008
A slang term usually used to refer to 22-inch wheels. Twankie Deuces are considered highly valuable, and often are fought over for their chrome, flashy ambiance and appeal.
by Turkey Slapper June 5, 2007
vt- To "own" "pwn" or otherwise dominate a person in any competition or game. Made famous by the parody "Crank Dat Homeless Man" on Youtube.
Al: "I'm kicking your ass at checkers."
Tim: "I Know.You're roach-spraying me with those triple-jumps."
Tim: "I Know.You're roach-spraying me with those triple-jumps."
by Turkey Slapper May 12, 2008
(adj.) - (1) The condition of being, or having so much swag that it transcends human understanding. (2) Can also be used to describe miracles performed by the sheer power of swag.
(1) Markus - "Ay yo Tyree, all da wimmenz jus' flock to you when you walk by, and you ain't got no haterz! How do ya do it?"
Tyree - "I'm jus' swaggeraculous. You might be able to get on my level one day."
(2) Goon #1 - "I dunno what happened, but when I put on muh dunks and gold chainz dis mornin', all my homies' gunshot wounds was healed instantly!"
Goon #2 - "Dis looks like a swaggeraculous occurence. You should keep dis on da DL 'less errybody find out an' wants you ta do somefin' fo 'em."
Tyree - "I'm jus' swaggeraculous. You might be able to get on my level one day."
(2) Goon #1 - "I dunno what happened, but when I put on muh dunks and gold chainz dis mornin', all my homies' gunshot wounds was healed instantly!"
Goon #2 - "Dis looks like a swaggeraculous occurence. You should keep dis on da DL 'less errybody find out an' wants you ta do somefin' fo 'em."
by Turkey Slapper June 2, 2013
1. (adj) incredibly fresh, clean, and attractive; usually associated with the scent of showered boobs.
2. (n) an invented, actually nonexistent product used for enhancing the olfactory appeal of one's titties.
2. (n) an invented, actually nonexistent product used for enhancing the olfactory appeal of one's titties.
1. Jason: "Christine smells really good tonight."
Jeff: "Damn right she does. She smells titty fresh."
2. Laura: "My boobs smell horrible, Erica. What should I do?"
Erica: "Use some of my Titty Fresh. Just put a couple drops on your knockers and guys will want to motorboat you all night long."
Jeff: "Damn right she does. She smells titty fresh."
2. Laura: "My boobs smell horrible, Erica. What should I do?"
Erica: "Use some of my Titty Fresh. Just put a couple drops on your knockers and guys will want to motorboat you all night long."
by Turkey Slapper May 20, 2008
A large mass of pubic hair that serves to cushion the base of your penis from the impact of the woman's vagina you are destroying. It may also tickle her labia, which, depending on her preferences, may increase pleasure.
Mike: "I totally annihilated my girlfriend last night."
Ted: "Aren't you sore?"
Mike: "Nah, my bush cush softened the blows."
Ted: "Gross."
Ted: "Aren't you sore?"
Mike: "Nah, my bush cush softened the blows."
Ted: "Gross."
by Turkey Slapper March 28, 2014
Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.
by Turkey Slapper December 17, 2007