Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

Rod Monkey by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

maple monkey 

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

maple monkey by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017

Gear Monkey 

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!

Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

Gear Monkey by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018

Pan monkey 

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

Pan monkey by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

Nic monkey by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.

Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN

Terrorist Monkey by oofman3 November 18, 2018

clout monkey 

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

clout monkey by skee__t January 5, 2019