1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber 

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber by nolandc September 12, 2019

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock 

A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.

Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock by David S Pumpkins January 28, 2022

G.I. Jane 2 

keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

Chris: G.I. Jane 2 can't wait to see it
Will Smith: Slaps Chris
Will Smith: Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

G.I. Jane 2 by Jocelyn's Stepbro March 30, 2022

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Mercenaries 2: World in Flames 

Noun - A kick ass 3rd person shooter by Pandemic Studios. You play as a Swedish Mercenary and kick some south American ass

Mercenaries 2: World in Flames ROCKS!

Mercenaries 2: World in Flames by Neo161616 October 23, 2008

Modern Warfare 2 

A game unlike any other, some people call it a terrible game others call it a great game, but overall its a game that involves some tactical knowledge and some abilities to predict. This game has is flaws and advantages, one flaw is some of the very linear maps such as Highrise, linear maps are the maps known as "Spawn Killing" maps. Certain weapons are overly powered and which require no skill, such as the UMP45, SCAR-H, TAR-21, Grenade Launcers, and RPG's. While some weapons are underpowered like a weapon called the Vector (Know as the KRISS super V) which in real life shoots .45 caliber bullets with high accuracy and high fire rate, Depending on how the people your are going against it is a great game, but same could go for the other way it just depends on how overly powerful the other team is being. This game also consists of a lot of Hacked accounts, which people abuse to scam(mostly little kids) NO FURTHER DETAILS

Modern Warfare 2 Player: Have you played the very incredible game Modern Warfare 2?

Neighbor: Yeah but i couldn't find a good game ever so i just quit it and decided to leave cruel remarks.

Modern Warfare 2 by Cuddle bot187 June 27, 2010

web 2.0 haircut 

A shaved head with a goatee or van dyke, often accessorized with thick-framed glasses, or the person sporting such a look. Implies a certain degree of poseurism or gentle mocking. Derived from the unusual prevalence of this look among new media types and those who style themselves to be new media types. The original web 2.0 haircut was probably worn by Seth Godin, although he never followed through with the beard.

"We wanted to hire an SEO firm, but we ended up with some guy with a web 2.0 haircut."

web 2.0 haircut by limeduck June 17, 2008