i c

Contraction of the words "I see." Usually used when one is annoyed, irritated, or simply doesn't care.

Person A: I got a PSP today
Person B: i c.
Person A: It is so sweet!
Person B: i c.

by Kid April 14, 2005

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

I can't call it

Nothing much. Not too much. As in a response to, "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Q: Hey, what's the good word?

A: I can't call it

by e January 3, 2005

i feel like shit

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

I vant vun

Originally seen in the movie "Supertroopers" ('Who wants a moustache ride?' 'I Vant Vun!! I Vant Vun!!')now used to describe anything you want

Luke: Want an icecream man?
Andy: I vant vun!!!

by For me to know March 8, 2007

I'll be honest

A saying that is immediately followed by a lie.

Landlord: I'll be honest, the place doesn't have rats and none of your neighbors are convicted sex offenders.

Potential Tenant: Fuck you scumbag; honestly.

by customfish February 8, 2010

I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

by geroldf October 23, 2009