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post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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Post-Cel

Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....
''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."
by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022
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Post-Hardcore

A genre of punk rock that focuses on expanding beyond the musical boundaries of hardcore punk. Post-hardcore usually has more melodic and complex arrangements than hardcore. In other words, post-hardcore is to hardcore what post-punk is to punk.
It was pioneered in the eighties by bands like Minutemen, Naked Raygun, and the Effigies. It gained mainstream popularity along with its emo subgenre in the late '90s and early '00s, with bands like Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, and At The Drive-In.
A foundational post-hardcore record is My War by Black Flag
"Is that a The Used shirt?"
"Yeah"
"Fuck yeah, I love post-hardcore."
"Me too!"
by Cryo311 July 21, 2024
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Post-TVD Depression

the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries
Why are you so sad?

I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression
by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021
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