I hate everything

Aquaman

"You know that youtuber I Hate Everything? He's actually just aquaman."

I hate everything by The First Toad January 27, 2018

i like you as a person 

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

i like you as a person by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

i'm screaming 

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

i'm screaming by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

I spiked the punch! 

An expression that is used when someone is at a party and they add an alcoholic beverage to the punch bowl so everyone at the party gets tipsy or drunk.

"Damn! Who spiked the punch? Im feeling kind of tipsy."

I spiked the punch! by ispikedthepunch August 25, 2004

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice by Schwilly February 14, 2005

i'd verb her noun 

Most commonly used when a man sees a women who is attractive. A general term that is most often used when a man wants to have sex with a woman. Can also be used by women, such as "I'd verb his noun."

Peter: Dude check out Cindy!
Chuck: Holy shit! I'd verb her noun.

i'd verb her noun by Walcherina July 1, 2008

i knew that 

When one feels ashamed of what they thought they knew.

Person A: wow it's so weird that we have 7 planets when we only live on 1.

Person B: um there's 8 planets O.o

Person A: oh yeah, I knew that :D

i knew that by Coffeecakes May 2, 2014