Coffeecakes's definitions

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

i knew that

When one feels ashamed of what they thought they knew.

Person A: wow it's so weird that we have 7 planets when we only live on 1.

Person B: um there's 8 planets O.o

Person A: oh yeah, I knew that :D

by Coffeecakes May 2, 2014