Ass Wank

Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.

Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!

Ass Wank by Kostadino October 16, 2008

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ass-baby

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!

ass-baby by maty97 December 16, 2008

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Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

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such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate

Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!

ass viking by Shad December 13, 2003

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the residue left,usually at the base of a cock after butt sex. Or on or near the rectum.

when i was thru fuckin that bitches ass, she sucked the
ass fudge off my cock with a smile.

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A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.

Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"

Ass Cabbage by september6 September 7, 2011

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Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

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