Ass-Monkey 

1. One who exudes stupidity.
2. One who tries to be funny but fails miserably.

"The two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll ASS-MONKIES!!!"

Ass-Monkey by Bobo aka Bart Clocker the Fart Knocker March 24, 2004

Ass-Monkey 

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

Ass-Monkey by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Ass-Monkey 

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

Ass-Monkey by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Ass-Monkey 

in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.

" i have to go and feed the ass-monkeys that live in my arse with the dried shit that is incrusted in my arse pubes.""

Ass-Monkey by lee! November 23, 2003

ass-monkey 

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

ass-monkey by chris May 13, 2005

ass-monkey 

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

ass-monkey by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

ass monkey by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008