national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!

Very simply put, it means that this individual has no money.

Yo I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
That’s sad dude........ You can have my 20. But then I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!

by King Koconino July 17, 2021

Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching

Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch

by I am beer November 22, 2021

Nope, monthly pay

Yes, mummy and daddy bought it for me

Did mummy and daddy pay for that?

Nope, monthly pay

by Late86 July 8, 2022

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

by ihatetonyromo August 30, 2023