Knackered as a fish

Tired, worn out etc
Knackered as a salmon when extremly tired

I've just been running from the pigs, now im knackered as a fish

Knackered as a fish by Mike Longford January 8, 2009

Watering the Fish 

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

Watering the Fish by anabananahammock August 23, 2011

feeding the fish 

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.

Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish

feeding the fish by travelling_man January 28, 2013

smell of fish 

When you eating it out and you have a wiff of her vagina

Dude the smell of fish on her vagina when I got down

smell of fish by Theanonymousfishingguy April 24, 2015

flay a fish

Typically used by a sportsman who doesn't enunciate to describe the process of filleting a fish. "Fillet," from the French word filet /filɛ/ meaning a strip or thread, is the flesh of a fish which has been cut or sliced away from the bone by cutting lengthwise along one side of the fish parallel to the backbone.

Hey YOUgene, you wanna flay a fish after we have our way with these goats?!

flay a fish by Che Camarillo June 8, 2017

Monkey Fish Man 

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

Rectum-fish 

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

Rectum-fish by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007