pixie dick 

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

pixie dick by Harrypixie69 April 3, 2017

dick in a knot 

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

dick in a knot by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009

dick cheney 

A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.

1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies.

2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.

dick cheney by Chad VanderGriff April 23, 2008

eat my dick 

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

eat my dick by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

dick dance 

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.

Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.

dick dance by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

Dick Slang 

A new type of idiotic dance where one male or a group of males gather and swing their penises back and forth while chanting for the sake of gaining popularity.

"BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG!"

"Dick Slang...WTF!?"

"First I was Rick Rolled...Now I've just been DICK SLANGED."

Dick Slang by Prof. Anonagonapussy May 8, 2010