Ass Pirate 

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

Ass Pirate by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007

Ass-terpiece

Used to Describe The Most Amazingly Awesome Ass on a Woman

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)

Look at her ass...that is an Ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009

Ass Ghost 

(v) Pronounced; ass-ghost

1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity

2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.

3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.

Man 1; "Man my ass is raped, i can barley walk let alone shit straight, i think i got a visit from the ass ghost..."
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"

Ass Ghost by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009

Ass Her 

When you go to type "add her" (like as a friend on facebook, myspace, etc) and accidently say "ass her" making things awkward.

Friend 1: "Hey you know that Michaela girl?
Friend 2: "Yeah, she's kinda hott."
Friend 1: "You should ass her."
Friend 2: "..."
Friend 1: "I mean add her. My bad."

Ass Her by N. Is Awesome. March 15, 2011

ass pink eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death

gae dat bitch ass pink eye

ass pink eye by dickchips6969 May 3, 2016

ass splash 

when one shits so forcefully that water spashes up on their buttocks.

I shit so hard last night that I got ass splash!

ass splash by MC YT November 16, 2005

Ass Boner 

When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!

Ass Boner by Johnstockton October 5, 2009