Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020
by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 24, 2021
Moon beam ice cream is fun
by Da frequency June 01, 2025
Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.
by Opossum Princess June 04, 2025
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023
by chronikz January 26, 2022
Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
by Haru-Official December 02, 2023