Streetside Job 

The act of plowing a broad over the hood of a parked car on the street side while passing cars give you high fives!

Johnny really gave Betty a streetside job last night after the bar.

Streetside Job by Brett82 February 20, 2020

Coronavirus job snatching 

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

Coronavirus job snatching by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Wallpaper Job 

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.

The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.

Wallpaper Job by JustBCoz September 27, 2020

Hand Job 

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

Hand Job by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

splank job 

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

splank job by Father Kane December 24, 2020

complete job 

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you

James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck

complete job by Allastor February 18, 2021

Plunger Job 

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.

A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.

Plunger Job by alan_steve February 19, 2021