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Definitions by JustBCoz

Wallpaper Job 

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.
The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.
Wallpaper Job by JustBCoz September 27, 2020

direct run 

From an operations management perspective, a direct run is when a product is driven entirely through the production process with no diversions or backtracks for rework or repairs.
If you think of a way to promote direct runs on your assembly line, tell management.
direct run by JustBCoz September 3, 2016
(stoo-poe)
Symptoms Disappear Under Professional Observation

Common frustrating occurrence of having all symptoms of an intermittent technical problem completely disappear when one takes the vehicle/computer/child into the professional responsible for diagnosing and fixing the problem.
Tech Support: "How can I help you today?"
Victim: "My volume doesnt work."
Tech Support: "Ok. Boot up for me?"
Windows: "Ba da ba Bing"
Victim: "I guess its a SDUPO for now."
Tech Support: "It appears you've wasted your entire lunch-hour, and will waste another tomorrow when the problem returns.
Victim: "Yes. Yes I will."
SDUPO by JustBCoz December 22, 2008