brainschmalz 

A fantastic english-german mixture for what would be originally "brain work" or "Gehirnschmalz"... invented by Dieter Schlosser, CEO of SoftwareONE during internal kick-off for the new fiscal year

We put a lot of brainschmalz into this slide / result.

brainschmalz by S1man January 15, 2020

brainsocket 

To drill a hole through someone's brain and use it like a Fleshlight.

I shoved it in a brainsocket.

brainsocket by sludgerainbow March 10, 2020

Brainshit 

Brainshit is a group that got a youtube channel: youtube.com/brainshit. They are very stupid and only knows how to use the shit in their brains.

Hey, that was something only Brainshit would be stupid enough to do!

Brainshit by Brainshit September 14, 2020

Brainsurfing

When you think of one thing that reminds you of another and so forth. Next thing you know, you're thinking of something so incredibly random, you forgot how you got there. Similar to surfing the web.

While brainsurfing, I forgot to call the childhood friend I planned to call, remembering what we used to do together, then ended up wondering what happened to our 5th grade time capsule, and wondering if anyone may have already dug it up.

Brainsurfing by Stevie ;) June 6, 2021

Brainsgasm

The inability to think clearly when approaching climax.

Example - He was balls deep inside of her, raw. He knew he needed to pull out but his ecstacy-like orgasm made him go deeper and harder.

"how did you fall pregnant?"
"he was overwhelmed by his brainsgasm"

Brainsgasm by DebbieLeeCarrington October 20, 2021

brainStereo

BrainStereo: (noun) the part of your brain that blasts some certain piece of music at you, over and over again, like a recording on repeat or loop mode, and often actively distracting at the worst possible moments.

Often results in the afflicted commenting about a "song stuck in their head".

The music itself is often referred to as an "earworm".

I can't sleep because my brainStereo keeps blasting that song from Carmen over and over...

brainStereo by Andy Somers April 27, 2022

Brainshart 

Your mistakes have caused issues for those around you.

When dexter brainsharts, the entire class ends up paying for it in detention.

Brainshart by Pinkchicken May 7, 2022