The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.

Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?

The Holy Jamesity by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022

Juicing the Slim Jim 

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.

Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.

Juicing the Slim Jim by Osuttag Ebag March 12, 2020

protect the cookie juice 

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

protect the cookie juice by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson 

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson by Dogerman November 21, 2020

Rock The Dwane Johnson 

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

Rock The Dwane Johnson by the popo March 2, 2021

we don't need the whistling james 

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

we don't need the whistling james by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003