Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

tell me again

A phrase that is used as an alternate to the polygraph test. And can be used to elevate heart-rate beyond normal.

person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.

by ellenrosuvelt April 18, 2020

Teletubby

A girl who is a bit chubby. Usually dark skinned with dark hair. If yk what I mean. Usually referred to this when gossiping etc.

"You talking bout teletubby? God, she's such a whore."

by alltoowell123 April 21, 2020

Teleschlong

When you hang your cock out during a video conference.

Hey Bro, lets teleschlong this weekend. Talking on the phone is boring.

by Redinpa April 23, 2020

Telerarkies

4 junkie criminals located out West Auckland . You will find them doing nothing other than sinking cones, racking lines and cooking up a nice feed on the glass bbq. hustling to make next 5 dollars gas to put in the Honda that’s been running on the eline for a week straight. They have no respect for authority, speed limit or your mums rules. It’s hard to spot them in daylight, as they thrive at night.

If you spot one, make sure to stare that tweaker right in the eye .

“Do you hear that vtec mum?! Same, hide the meth, Quick! The telerarkies are coming”

by MCKRM May 12, 2020

Teleiosocial

Having the tendency, willingness or desire to form platonic friendships with adults.

Some more precocious children develop a distinctly teleiosocial nature when they can't identify with their coevals.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020