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paint water 

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.
whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!
paint water by 6699442200 June 28, 2020

turd water 

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
Drinking water by Vibe central February 7, 2022

chief brown water 

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.
Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.
chief brown water by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.
My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

Chunky Cat Water 

Water in a cat's water dish that has cat food and other slimy substances floating in it because it has not been changed in several days.
My 12 year old gets sick when she has to change the chunky cat water.
Chunky Cat Water by mwolfgang April 23, 2009