White Man's Burden

Basically the White Supremacist version of "With great power comes great responsibility". They think they've gotta "civilise" the rest of the world

"It's tough being a white person, taking over the whole of Africa is difficult. But oh well, its just white man's burden I guess"

by Amouss October 2, 2023

White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023

Poor Man's Caviar

When you are hungry and need a munchie...

Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo

Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.

Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024