Wa Poo

A synonym for Epic Gamer, but cooler. The word was created by Cloudy C and first used in his and Lil' Ballistic's debut single, "Yo"

Yo dude, a 36 hit combo! Your such a Wa Poo

by Guy Gizbin September 5, 2019

Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

Marshie Poo

the most sexist man alive

omg ur such a marshie poo

by finny finn July 22, 2022

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Residu-poo

The bowel movement that shockingly reappears in the toilet bowl after an initial disappearance with a full flush

Ashley was shocked at the slow reemergence of the residu-poo and grabbed the plunger in defiance.

by Scooped October 11, 2009

poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010