penis-lover

A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.

That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?

by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

Devil's Penis

The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.

Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.

by TBogg fan November 9, 2012

Penis Empathy

Where a woman or other person without a penis understands the pain a man goes through when he gets hit in the junk, or has otherwise painful experiences related to his private square.

Man, I feel some real penis empathy for that guy who just got a tattoo on his dick. That's gonna hurt for months.

by decoyjayman July 13, 2012

mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

by Olibaba March 26, 2009

bills penis

An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!

You simply can't bills penis this word

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

Dylan’s penis

Absolute schlong nobody can come pair to the girth and length of his horse cock

Dylan’s penis is massive

by Jeff Lundy December 2, 2020