Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

Feef

Noun
When air is trapped in the foreskin and escapes making a flatulence

(Foreskin Fart, Dick Queef)

Verb
The act of audibly releasing air trapped in the foreskin

Noun
John was opening and closing his foreskin so fast, he let out a Feef.

Verb
Tom's girlfriend blew up his foreskin like a balloon, just to hear him Feef.

by BaronCogwich August 9, 2022

Freebie

A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus

SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!

by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Free Sugar

To dominate the enemy team without even having to try.

Dave: Bro these people just died without using their CD's, thats Free Sugar.

by abczxc September 23, 2022

Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.

I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!

by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 1, 2022