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'Jeans round the ankle' job 

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.
''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''
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The Italian Job 

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.
The Italian Job by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009

The Redneck Jesus 

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

The plumber joe

Shitting on a girls asshole and fucking it inside her.
1. Shit on a girls ass preferably near the asshole.

2. Then the Plumber Joe starts to fuck the shit into the girls ass.
3. She shits it out back on your face and gets a strap on and fucks it into your mouth.

The Kylie Jenner Challenge 

When someone puts a small glass over their lips, sucks the air out, and waits for about 1.5 minutes. The result is either lips that look somewhat to Kylie Jenner's lips, or a complete disaster. Can result in the lips literally exploding.
Stephanie tried the Kylie Jenner challenge, and got a horrible disaster out of it.

The Last Jedi 

a fucking auful move
i saw the last Jedi and it was fucking duffel
The Last Jedi by Asssassin3412 February 9, 2021