Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.

*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.

Man Crater by Jperras August 1, 2015

Man salmon 

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

Man salmon by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015

man kisser 

also known as a gay person, this is a term people from Ross, Ohio use

wow, Dylan was being a man kisser last night

man kisser by DIAM0ND GANG March 9, 2016

Man Donut 

A man donut refers to the social situation where a mildly attractive female has a circle of “friends” that are all male, but the female has no interest in dating any of them whatsoever. This event typically happens around female game streamers or high school girls that have a nerdy disposition.

Girl 1: Did you see jenny with all those guys over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, she has a real nice man donut.

Man Donut by Danklord of the West June 5, 2016

Man Sauna 

When you pack a vehicle, with its windows shut, full of nude dudes and crank the heat until the vehicle reaches a sauna-like atmosphere.

Hey guys, we've been drinking for a few hours. What do you say we go out into the parking lot for a man sauna to sweat out some of this alcohol.

Man Sauna by French Zost May 16, 2016

man ears 

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.

Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.

man ears by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

man your slay 

Boy you killed it

The judge said to the dancer "man your slay "

man your slay by nizzy2580 December 8, 2016