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Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.
Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.
by Yeti86 February 10, 2019
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panda man

A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
by distruction jr February 17, 2010
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cereal, man

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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man the dolphin

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium
"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"
by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009
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man-driff

When a man busts a huge load into a woman's hair after receiving oral sex, and not telling her about it. After it dries in her hair and scratches it, it flakes off, causing "man-driff."
Caiti had some terrible man-driff after prom with Chritian, Saturday night.
by marvo1212 April 16, 2010
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Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
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Man Standard

To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...
He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.
by MatthewKeen May 25, 2009
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