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Amber Turd

Did you impersonate me retard? Are you like Destiny? Did you do what Destiny did?
Hym "If I fly to Spain and ask Amber Turd... What would she say, Elon? If I check the bank account of Sam Altman's sister... What would I find?"
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.
“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler
by BeauFool June 4, 2025
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Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
by Space4kraken June 9, 2025
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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
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vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
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Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately
"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"
by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025
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rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
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