Definitions by Rim-turd

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

fart-cocking by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

rim-turd

1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

2. An annoying person who won’t go away.

*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.

1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”

2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”

** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.

A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

“What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.

A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

“What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026