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A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult
1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!
Wanker by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023
A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.
Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!
Wanker by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023
A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
Wanker by anonymous August 24, 2023
A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
Wanker by notawanker December 25, 2023
General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.
Wanker by Maggie T April 3, 2024