Twat

Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"

I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.

by D3BUG June 25, 2009

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013

Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

by getyourtwatawayfromme May 11, 2009

TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

by donlindsay59 July 21, 2008

Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.

User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat

by tehcmn October 13, 2009

twat

an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.

Tell that twat to shut her trap.

by anonymous January 14, 2004

Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

by berserker June 28, 2003