Twatted 

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

Twatted by soozeh February 23, 2005

twatted 

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

twatted by beewtbc November 10, 2011

twatted 

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

twatted by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009

twatted 

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

twatted by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

twatted 

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

twatted by CiCi May 13, 2005

twatted 

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

twatted by Leanne April 2, 2005

twatted 

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

twatted by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009