We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

thinking

using the muscle between your ears to create conclusions regarding what other people do and say.

I was thinking about the first definition of "thinking" and it pissed me off.

by BartRules October 31, 2003

Next Level Thinking

1) A level of thinking gained from, but not limited to: psychedelic drugs, dreaming, near death experiences, or an epiphany of any sort.

2) A level of greater thinking which includes, but not limited to: psychic visions, ability to lucid dream, and in extreme cases; possibly physically altering something with ones mind.

3) A better overall understanding of the universe and existence itself.

Next Level Thinking is something that could benefit anybody's life.

by The Next Level Thinker December 26, 2010

Group Think

A process by which persons who know very little or nothing about a problem at hand get together and work on solving said problem. Typically the end result is poor, and bad consequences abound.

To describe an answer to a problem that is poorly thought out or won't work.

1. The company's managers had a group think session that lasted 6 hours and yielded one bad solution to our budget problem.

2. You want me to do what? Typical group think answer.

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

I don't think so biatch

adjective noun; a conversation ending phrase akin to "GI Joe" and "No soap, radio!"

"Do you have to register?"
"I don't think so biatch."

by three newtons February 17, 2004

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

i'm thinkin' arby's

a warning from guys to their guy friends when they see them talking to a girl who seems promiscuous or is a well-known slut, to keep them away from said girl, in reference to the girls vagina resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

Sonny: "Hey, dude, I'm talking to that one Megan chick. She seems nice."
Hayden: "Dude, she's slept with so many guys. I'm thinkin' arby's."

by sonnyreyes August 4, 2008