Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !
by On_nO May 14, 2010
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crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart
Mr. Jones has crab face.
by Big Mama Vaz January 29, 2016
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void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.
person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."
by esper_thegod January 30, 2017
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anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.
Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.
by Riot/Kdizzie March 09, 2009
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ban crab

words spoken by TRUE INTELLECTUALS who are MASTERS AT TOUHOU: DEFENSE OF THE SHRINES when confronted with an immovable wall of VISUAL NOVEL LOVING TRASH.
jesus christ he's being such a faggot today, why don't we ban crab
by lord kuck April 02, 2018
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Crab-pot

Crab pots are men or women with counterfeit emotional attachment. These men or women bait, lure, and catch sexual partners for ego boosts or recreational use. With no intention to care about them but use them repededly by giving false hope, hence they are stuck in a crabpot.
"I don't know why you keep sleeping with him, he dosent care about you, he is such a crab-pot!"
by Bastayo July 06, 2020
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ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.
These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.
by Steve Yonker January 31, 2005
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