Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024
Get the Crapper Snappermug. A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.
by drippysnaps December 7, 2019
Get the Snappermug. When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
Get the Cracker snappermug. by anonymous June 5, 2023
Get the Snapper Flappermug. A salt water fish baked with a seafood stuffing.
Or
A women's vagina with a penis or sex instrument inserted inside.
Or
A women's vagina with a penis or sex instrument inserted inside.
We love eating stuffed snapper for lunch or dinner.
Or
Her stuffed snapper made her scream until she orgasmned.
Or
Her stuffed snapper made her scream until she orgasmned.
by Sunshine State of Mind February 13, 2022
Get the Stuffed snappermug. by anonymous June 5, 2023
Get the Snapper Flappermug.