Tempnesia

1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.

2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.

1. *watching tv show*

Commercial comes on...

"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."

2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."

3. *wakes up*

*senses other ppl(s) present*

"Cindy?"

*looks over at dat hoe*

"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."

by Hunlex August 29, 2010

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Temperaturmental

of, relating to, or arising from temperament due to temperature change.

Restaurant Kitchen setting:
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"

Grocery Shopping:
Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."

by Crabjuice November 22, 2011

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tempernetaly

Being as unfit for something as Donald Trump is unfit for POTUS.

"The choice was so obvious, one candidate was clearly showing that he is tempernetaly unfit to be president and millions."~manbroqustonx

by Murkwater August 24, 2017

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temple of notch

The Temple of Notch is what some would call, a holy sight, but to those few who know it’s true purpose, it is the holiest of hollies. Crafted and built with utmost care and dedication, The Temple of Notch has become the destination for weary, oppressed, and dedicated pilgrims, searching and seeking thoroughly for peace of mind, wisdom, knowledge of their surroundings, the inner cosmos, and the universe itself, power over their mind and body, mastery of the soul, balance between oneself and and the multiverse, the cave update, how to summon herobrine, the secrets to unlocking the pure potential of nature, happy little clouds, the 10/10 toothpaste, the 2 inch brush and the oil paint across the screen we’ll be using for today, dad, and all the unsaved worlds from Minecraft lite. Tread carefully on the path of life you choose to take, lost and wandering gamer, for it shall be riddled with thots, normies, and fedora boys, and remember, don’t ever waste diamonds on a hoe.

CHAD#69: Hey, fellow chad, shall you and you companions be making the pilgrimage to, The Temple of Notch?

WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!

by Wandering Chad:-1 January 15, 2020

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