wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006

wandering

The act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. Commonly used by Hermione in Harry Potter

Hermione is wandering while she imagines Harry getting butt fucked by Ron

by Geestapo January 19, 2015

wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

Wandering eye

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

wandering woman

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.

Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.

by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015