Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
by Felix is cool December 10, 2015
Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
by mgg November 25, 2018
by It's5onaMonday December 08, 2015
Attempting to learn a broad amount of knowledge without a clear and focused goal. Derived from the idea of studying for the game show Jeopardy, a show were general knowledge and trivia questions from a large number of subjects are asked.
by Vital Forces April 18, 2012
Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby
by Robo - Hunter July 04, 2019
Study Group is a term used when a group of people form a cult like club. In this club, they have different roles; kidnapper, murderer, actress/actor, hacker, runner, tech guy/girl, stalker,etc. They plot the deaths of people who have hurt them in the past. The Study Group normally doesn't act on their plans, but it depends on the situation. They use the term Study Group as a cover story when they meet for their weekly sessions.
Ex Boyfriend: Hey dumb ass! You're such a slut! I bet you're going to that party tonight to get yourself knocked up!
Olivia: Actually I'm going to a Study Group....
Olivia: Actually I'm going to a Study Group....
by poutinelover March 08, 2020
by yolocrayboy September 09, 2016