ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

by JXV030 January 17, 2008

Wig Split

The guy who said shot in the head is correct.

It's when someone's brain splatter, ie as in you can see fragments on the floor.

by Jon Mac January 15, 2004

Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

Split Up

Split Up is a New Slang Word for Mad, angry, ticked off, pissed, swole, etc.

I was so split up about that test I failed yesterday!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!

by Bigbux10210 April 7, 2010