Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010
Get the Christian Shithead mug.1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.
WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010
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99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
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by The Beast of Bestwood December 19, 2019
Get the Shithouse mug.The house you shit and piss in. This can also be a room where the shitter is. Or it can a stand alone structure otherwise known as an outhouse. Really any place when people shit and piss. Also can be used to describe a shithole.
Yo I just destroyed the fucking shithouse.
Go clean the shithouse
Let's scrape this shithouse down this place is dirty as fuck
Go clean the shithouse
Let's scrape this shithouse down this place is dirty as fuck
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