Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".

Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

Kentucky Sober by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023

Piss-Sober 

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

Piss-Sober by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

mentally sober 

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.

Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.

mentally sober by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

California sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.

"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."

California sober by Calibuoy January 17, 2019

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

Weekday Sober Ass by groybiv December 9, 2009

Out-Sober 

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.

I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.

Out-Sober by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011

Southie sober

When you take large amount s of Gabapentin and red bull or any other energy drink. It's supposed to give you energy.

Living that Southie Sober life

Southie sober by TruthBtold56 February 3, 2018