by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024
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Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"
Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"
by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024
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(Contrary to what your first thought might be, this is NOT about furries that have a shit fetish!!! DO NOT be confused!!!)
Much like the term shitlib, but as it applies within the furry fandom: A fur who has no discernible personality within the fandom beyond just doing/saying what everyone else around them says/does, or a fur who just does things for attention. Usually within the 18~35 age-group, usually extroverts, usually white & male, usually neurotypical (but could also be ND w/ high masking). Always uninspired. They're typically observed at high-attendance furcons or furmeets, where the apex of their communication skills is pantomiming their sona's species behavior in an obnoxious manner (especially if they're wearing one of those ugly-ass pup hoods). But they're also observed in online groupchats, where they do much the same just with dumb uwu-esque cutesy-speak, and spamming stereotypical affection stickers from popular Telegram packs. You will never develop a compelling social dynamic with a shitfur. Their sona is almost always a dog, fox, and/or hyena; in other words, it's been done before. Ad nauseam. Bonus points if they clutter themselves up in rainbow/trans flag paraphernalia to substitute their lack of a personality.
Being wholly uninspired and having no sauce is the name of the game with shitfurs, and by and large they contribute toward the further gentrification of furry culture, whether they know it or not.
Much like the term shitlib, but as it applies within the furry fandom: A fur who has no discernible personality within the fandom beyond just doing/saying what everyone else around them says/does, or a fur who just does things for attention. Usually within the 18~35 age-group, usually extroverts, usually white & male, usually neurotypical (but could also be ND w/ high masking). Always uninspired. They're typically observed at high-attendance furcons or furmeets, where the apex of their communication skills is pantomiming their sona's species behavior in an obnoxious manner (especially if they're wearing one of those ugly-ass pup hoods). But they're also observed in online groupchats, where they do much the same just with dumb uwu-esque cutesy-speak, and spamming stereotypical affection stickers from popular Telegram packs. You will never develop a compelling social dynamic with a shitfur. Their sona is almost always a dog, fox, and/or hyena; in other words, it's been done before. Ad nauseam. Bonus points if they clutter themselves up in rainbow/trans flag paraphernalia to substitute their lack of a personality.
Being wholly uninspired and having no sauce is the name of the game with shitfurs, and by and large they contribute toward the further gentrification of furry culture, whether they know it or not.
Johnny has been traveling to popular furry conventions for almost a decade, but now he's considering sticking to local furcons from now on, as he's noticed an uptick in shitfurs and fandom-tourists taking over his spaces in the recent years. "The fandom's changed", says Johnny. "We used to be a community of nerds and art-geeks. Now we're gradually getting replaced with jocks and tech-bros, and generative AI is threatening to drive all our great artists out of their careers."
Johnny is also in his 30s, developing back problems, and is starting to bald his hairline.
Johnny is also in his 30s, developing back problems, and is starting to bald his hairline.
by TheChildishGambito April 10, 2025
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Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Get the Shitfull mug.Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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