shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009

Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.

1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!

by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009

Shitface

One whoms face is made of shit and/or is retarded

Your a fuckin shitface!

by BRose420 October 3, 2008

shitfall

like a windfall but when the shit hits the fan, anything bad that can happen will happen and will pile up on your head

"Better put on your rubber boots Dan, we're coming into a shitfall"

by Mike Kelley December 31, 2008

shitfacemofo

A shit faced mother fucker. Drunk Asshole.

After 14 shots, Jake was a shitfacemofo.

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

shiftin' suzie

the act of shiftin' back and forth while waitin' in line, leading with your right foot, then left foot, then repeat; events include: the grocery store, concert events, movies, etc.

Sally: Hey, this line for the roller coaster is so long, Charlie!
Charlie: I know. I pass the time by doing some "shiftin' suzies" as the line moves up.
Sally: Good idea Charlie! I didn't know "shiftin' suzies" could be so convenient and fun.

by Jordanica January 23, 2009

Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.

Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.

by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009