Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

schwapp

one half of a shot of tequila, taken directly from the bottle.

schwapp that shit like a mo, j-mo. you dont want to get kieran priced on a empty stomache do ya?

by not kieran July 3, 2003

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

schwappity

the state of alcohol intoxication

"HELL YEAH! Its friday, lets get schwappity!"

"Man, I was so schwappity last friday, i dont remember shit!"

by dtrainn July 29, 2009