The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

redbox and relax

Codeword for sex when you don't have Netflix.

Girl: Hey babe I'm ready for Netflix and chill ;)
Boy: I don't have Netflix but you wanna come over for Redbox and relax? I have this DVD I wanna watch before I have to return it at 9.

by RedboxAndRelax November 1, 2015

Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping

I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.

by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020

zero ten relationship

When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.

Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.

by Tylerisdad November 13, 2020

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

Relja

Lord protector, defender and ruler of the universe.

And Relja, the wise, showed them mercy...and they were blessed...

by Babangida February 3, 2010

relagging

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009