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the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS
by sm00shr December 20, 2014
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Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
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penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex
"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"
by 4 Points October 15, 2009
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penis cannon

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
by slopeeps November 16, 2010
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penis whisperer

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
by poonyd February 17, 2015
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Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
by friendmandude May 27, 2019
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The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019
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